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-------- My memories are still very hazy but I remember that my name was Davide (Dah-VEE-dee). I was one of many plague doctors in Venice Italy during The Black Plague that ravaged Europe long ago. I remember having hope even when it seemed unreasonable; blinded by the faith that my mask, my clothing, and God would protect my wife and I from the miasma. I recall the grief, the struggle, my own downfall and losing my faith, and eventually finding acceptance in my own passing. As of now, only I (Ddjroo) can remember bits of who I was before entering the 2nd dimension (Hell), and also my unfortunate transition into a satyr and damned existence going forward after that.

-------- Ddjess still doesn’t remember who they were before entering Hell, but Ddjess does recall working with me there, in a twisted capitalist-mimicking battleground where the damned struggle indefinitely to find control and peace, and surprisingly succeed. Because Hell is always growing in size, rules are often broken, and the cruel and general goals of many demons are often never met, including the goals of the most powerful figureheads in Hell. Stable societies have found ways to thrive in Hell, but only in small, scattered clusters throughout Hell’s landscape. In the eternal growing-and-unstable environment of the 2nd dimension, there was a massive tangible facility that Ddjess and I both managed to find employment with. After painstakingly establishing a “life” in the chaos of Hell, Ddjess and I started a band at some point and became famous for our music there. Demons would also use our music to torture and kill the damned, which is highly necessary, because every hour that they are not killing humans will add up, and create a vacation-time-based bounty for others to grab in exchange for attacking the lazy/guilty demons, by use of the slowly illuminating halo above their heads.

-------- Hell-worms regenerate all dead bodies back to life in order to feed on their waste; keeping bodies alive insures more waste to consume for the eternally-growing amount of Hell-worms omnipotently littering all of Hell. Hell-worms keep the suffering going, and to this day, there’s never been a demon, or any powerful-enough being, capable of controlling the worms and their actions. The grand suffering that the Hell-worms prolong in Hell for everyone in it can only end by choice, and alternatively for one other option- living every life in human existence in random order, until every last experience has been gained at some point in “time”. The 2nd dimension is a prison that anyone can walk away from at any moment, legally, through The Main Gate, and onward to their next fresh new life on 3D Earth. The ultimate question is: Do you accept the random chaotic pain and torment caused by demons in Hell, until eternity finally ends? Or do you, instead, live every human life on Earth, accepting the random chaotic pain caused by yourself, to yourself, repeatedly, from all of the different worldly versions of yourself, until you have experienced everything and all, thus eventually ending the God Matrix?

-------- Our music was used as a killing tool in the 2nd dimension, and also as a tool for entertainment; and we succeeded heavily as musicians for it. However the environment was proving to be too limiting for us for many reasons, which eventually led us to figure out how to cross over into your dimension and continue our musical legacy there instead. After cracking open a portal, possessing two random bodies from your dimension, and releasing two albums -using their 3D bodies, it’s safe to say that we are here to stay (for now).

-------- Ddjess will eventually remember who they were before entering Hell and becoming a wendigo. But for now, we are pleased by all that we can remember and explain. We are not from your current world, nor do we represent it on purpose. We exist loudly against anyone, or anything, that claims that we should not exist. We are the nightmare striking fear into the hearts of elitists who gatekeep a world that they have no real power inside of- a scene that cannot truly be tamed. We do not play by your rules, we laugh at them, just like we laugh at your struggle to impress your toxic world. We exist defiantly. We are Neckbeard Noose.

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_____Eternity is not forever. It has an "end" and when it does, a new Sky Daddy will arise and begin a new multiverse, but only after The Collective Human Consciousness has lived each and every life in human existence. You cannot change the plan or framework of Sky Daddy's matrix, but there are ways to manipulate it.

_____I, Ddjroo, and my partner in dimensional crimes, Ddjess, have ordered and used a portal-opening kit from the deep web in the 2nd dimension (you may know this place as Hell) to cross over to the Experimental Universe (your current universe) in the 3rd dimension. We manipulated Sky Daddy's matrix and left Hell illegally to further our musical careers and get away from the slow and overly saturated metal scene, risking existential banishment to recreate ourselves and our music for human ears instead of demon ears.

_____I'm writing all of this based on what memory I have left after successfully crossing over. As of now, Ddjess and I have lost what seems like half of our memories and we're slowly regaining them over time. I remember why we crossed over but not anything before first entering the 2nd dimension from my last life or half the things I've experienced in my satyr-form; nor does Ddjess recall anything before Satan transformed her into a wendigo. I believe over time, our memories will all come back, and we can answer more questions. We have possessed the bodies of two randomly chosen individuals and as of now, Ddjess identifies with her human drag-king name Richard Flowers.

_____The universe is an ovum and life-experience fuels the growth of the fetus, aka The Collective Human Consciousness. New life begins after the old life accepts the God matrix and agrees to live the next life. If the human soul chooses not to live their next life, then they are "punished" by Limbo, the androgynous reminder of eternity. Such a choice can only be made by a sentient-enough being capable of adequate choices. Punishment begins by cloning the soul, your consciousness then takes the experience of the new clone, while the original soul is passed like a torch to experience the next life, combining all of its knowledge with the Human Collective Consciousness.

_____Your clone (now you) is transported to the 2D world (aka Hell) via portal, where you will be tortured, or forced to torture, depending on how your body was conceived. Human sperm is blessed through the orgasm process. Blessed sperm protects a soul, making them unable to be transformed by Satan, but still exposed to the harm of being shrank in size. Unblessed souls born of precum without an orgasm are transformed into whatever demon Satan wishes. Demons must kill/eat/torture one human every 20 earth hours or else become "marked" by a glowing halo, and bounty hunted for not doing their celestial job for Satan. Humans must survive in Hell where demons rule and live their 3D-culture-peppered lives in the 2nd dimension; a miserable 2D world that occupies the entire shadow of the 3D omni-verse, where humans are dwarfed to the size of cats or transformed into demons, to survive on Hell's nutrients while evading constant death and pain from the demons. Hell is so similar to the 3rd dimension in many areas that its occupants don't mind it much, but the ones who do mind experiencing the constant punishment can leave Hell anytime by wishing to live their next life, combining themselves into the Human Collective Consciousness and whatever life it is now experiencing. Hell will collapse and all souls will be combined into the Human Collective Consciousness when the final human life has been experienced near the end of eternity.

_____The Collective Human Consciousness will continue to experience all of life without your tortured clone in Hell until you decide to reunite yourself. Once every human life has been experienced in a row, a new Sky Daddy will emerge from the Experimental Universe, with all of the knowledge of all your past lives, occupying the new Paradise Universe on one side of a brand new mega-verse, where they will guide the next batch of sentient beings in the new Experimental Universe. This cycle will repeat for multiple eternities, creating new mega-verses and more land for the 2nd dimension underneath the 3D plane until the entire omni-verse collapses, what happens then is unknown.

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