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Neckbeard Noose is an American heavy ambient musical duo from Dallas Texas that identifies itself as a metal band, specifically a sub-genre of metal coined "solipsynthm metal". Most instruments that are used are virtual with the exception of a few. Neckbeard Noose is Ddjroo (heavy vocals, didjeridoo, virtual instrument samples) and Richard D. Flowers (soft vocals, backing percussion, virtual instrument samples). Solipsynthm Metal - the fusion of dark ambient solipsynthm music and lofi heavy metal, also borrowing elements from other genres like nu-metal, experimental metal, witch house, electronica, avant garde rock and any other genre the artist chooses. Most instruments used to make solipsynthm metal are virtual and manipulated through DAW software, with the exception of only a few instruments (usually 2-3 real instruments plus all vocals). How the music is created, recorded and performed live is up to the artist's personal preference. 

Assorted Remains 10oz

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The first album by Neckbeard Noose, brainstormed and recorded during the first wave of the Covid19 pandemic. It contains 10 tracks and a stereogram image on the front; you must cross your eyes to see the 3D image.

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Lackluster

Hit me Tie me up (tie me up..) Switch me turns Cigarette (cigarette) Lighter burns CUM ‘Nother coin in the f*ck machine Tech support won’t fix this thing Error codes blink red and green I need it now Sex addiction Got the best dic Long live all sluts and polyamorous Polygamists Sex anarchists Pride, love and trust Kill the hate with lust Cat-O-nine (cat-o-nine) Tail with studs mark My name (say my name) Drink the blood F*ck your enemies Quite literally (quite literally) Drown your nemesis Waterboarded piss Drown your nemesis All my batteries have leaked out Charger cord has failed out loud No alternatives to be found I need it Now Tie me up (tie me up) Switch me turns Cigarette (cigarette) Lighter burns Sex addiction Got the best dic Long live all sluts and polyamorous Polygamists Sex anarchists Pride, love and trust Kill the hate with lust Cat-O-nine (cat-o-nine) Tail with studs Mark my name (say my name) Drink the blood 'Nother coin in the f*ck machine Tech support won’t fix this thing Error codes blink red and green I need it now Sex addiction Got the best dic Long live all sluts and polyamorous Polygamists Sex anarchists Pride, love and trust Kill the hate with lust No alternatives to be found I need it now Ape tested, consent approved

Scrapegoat

A place for everything and Everything goes in its place right? Everyone's born with a gift and this one Happens to be mine Can you not see I'm a glutton for punishment place your hate on me and Feed me to the wolves Blameless Washed clean Anything you need F*ck my integrity It's so arbitrary l'll voluntarily Lift the burden from your shoulders Blame me Give me all your sin Hate me I'll carry it again Shame me make it feel alright Blame me if it helps you sleep at night Sacrifices must be made and I don't mind taking the blame Give unto me (I'll take away) all the parts of (The parts of you) you that you hate (That you hate) I'll enable you to scar tissue Over the truth This is my specialty, yes I'll pay your penalty accountability misplaced responsibility erased I can't get enough of the taste Of your elusive disgrace Blameless Washed clean Anything you need Shameless Give me Everything unseen) A place for everything right? Everything goes in its place Sacrifices must be made Gotta put me in my place Blame me Give me all your sin Hate me I'll carry it again Shame me make it feel alright Blame me Hate me Blame me Give me all your sin Hate me I'll carry it again Shame me No it isn't right Blame me If it helps you sleep at night A place for everything Everything goes in its place, right? Sacrifice me to save face How the f*ck do you sleep at night?

Hornet's Nest

 Decades spent on my front porch Their presence is darkly tattooed Ashes of the fallen and the Muckrakers too deep entombed Sweet memories chipped into me Disguises arousing doubt Bees masked as hornets can only Sting once before spines ripped out The Brightest hitmen don’t kill journalists For fear of getting caught Drive the bounty price up Until you break and bankrupt yourself The Brightest hitmen don’t kill journalists For fear of getting caught Its time we all reach out and Crush the whole fucking hornets nest Crush that motherfucker Yes Crush that motherfucker Stay In your protected bubble Wait til flames breach your way out Pink pachyderm in the corner Glares judgingly all around When did the puppet touch you? Where did the puppet touch you, you, you? When did your heroes fail you? Where does your childhood burn the most, burn Crush that motherfucker Yes Crush that motherfucker Set fire to the whole nest Set fire to the whole nest Set fire to the whole nest Set fire to the whole nest Crush that motherfucker Justice is coming

2 Cents

How can you truly be Proud of your own Subculture and more If you’re still embarrassed of the weakest link? Script out what you have to think Pee is stored In the balls Prove me wrong Change my mind on that Pee is stored In the balls Prove me wrong Change my mind on that Flash your obscene black tee Claim that no one Should ever dress in bands that They don’t listen to Like the poor get to choose what clothes they get Simp privileged classist The privileged oppressed are oppressing the oppressed Pee is stored In the balls Prove me wrong Change my mind on that Pee is stored In the balls Prove me wrong Change my mind on that Give your money away To anti-capitalists They need it to sell more Of your favorite Music Music is just a toy, you silly boy Art expression for fun, pretentious cunt So buy it and kill capitalism So buy it and kill capitalism So buy it and kill capitalism So buy it and kill capitalism Is this your rock-revolution? A cringe metal corporation? Village idiot will always be Welcome at the family reunions Even though he sneezes all over the food Accept your cousin, he accepts you He is your family You fucking poser Accept your cousin You fucking poser Your cult, your pride and grief You fucking poser Accept reality You fucking poser

Orbital Fossa

 Empty Stare zoned out for miles Patience Finger on the dial Time has stopped indefinitely Embrace the centennial fee Warlords downplay apocalypse Force you Through spreading blackened mist Expect us to all ignore this Wasting Isolated scared fists History will repeat Faster than you can reap Many Generations Have all felt the deep sting History will repeat Faster than you can reap Many Generations Have all felt the deep sting

Hazard Label 

Here is my loyalty And here’s my cross for it I’ll respect your aura, always But I won’t respect shit All the words that I hear Made up to keep you close Not having the control of me Is what I fear the most Passive aggressive words Socially abuse you Confronted but all I ever Get is lies and misuse Rotting behind my back Fresh as fuck to your face Accomplishments I’ve made oh well The more I’ll never praise Stalking you so close Making sure you don’t Step above my ground At the hip we’re bound Stalking you so close Making sure you don’t Step above my ground At the hip we’re bound Here is my loyalty And here’s my cross for it I’ll respect your aura, always But I won’t respect shit All the words that I hear Made up to keep you close Not having the control of me Is what I fear the most Passive aggressive words Socially abuse you Confronted but all I ever Get is lies and misuse Rotting behind my back Fresh as fuck to your face Accomplishments I’ve made oh well The more I’ll never praise Perfecting your way out Of all situations Toxicity far south, tarnished As manipulation Bringing up all the old Have to spoil the new Keeping all mental track, of this Of all times I can use Stalking you so close Making sure you don’t Step above my ground At the hip we’re bound Perfecting your way out Of all situations Toxicity far south, tarnished As manipulation Manipulate Manipulate Manipulate Jealousy is your shade And my favorite color No one is left to blame but you The weights on my shoulders Jealousy is your shade And my favorite color No one is left to blame but you The weights on my shoulders Jealousy is your shade No one is left to blame but you Jealousy is your shade No one is left to blame but you 

 Defrag

Looking back to the time where we Needed nothing except the hide over head We could all drink from the depths of our resource Generously, instead we’re taking your led Push and pull Scream into the face of anything In your way In your way Just because the Damage is seen Does not mean the Nametag can be Stay inside Safe from me Or else I will serve you Serve you Here-to, day-paid Vacation misuse Just to shoot any one that I choose With the best judgement you claim and say you have Lazily snuff lives you lock away and laugh Who do you pray to When your assassin has Your God’s permission? Who do you pray to When God blesses Your Annihilator? and Who do you pray to When your assassin has Your God’s permission? Who do you pray to When God blesses Your Annihilator? Half-assed procedures smoke the evidence Disguise the service Sad malevolence Who do you pray to When your assassin has Your God’s permission? Push and pull Scream into the face of anything In your way In your way Just because the Nightmare was screened Doesn’t mean the Sequence can be Who do you pray to When your assassin has Your God’s permission? Who do you pray to When God blesses Your Annihilator? Blessed be your annihilator

Muted

Please memorize the Rules carved upon our Monolith Please respect Your New commandments Prioritize the thoughts we Force upon you don’t you Dare complain or Risk your banishment User you’re in my killbox Missiles shaped like cocks Gonna rain b&s all goddamn night Pleb treading my kingdom Disrespectful dumb f*ck Come catch a week long mute’s insight Power's never in my hands Shit end of aggression Project the wrath Back at pure vessels The rule That you did not break Won't save you Because I Hate your face and I split the cancer cells User you’re in my killbox Missiles shaped like cocks Gonna rain b&s all goddamn night Pleb treading my kingdom Disrespectful dumb f*ck Come catch a week long mute’s insight Ducktape my face shut and punish me Mute me good, daddy Yeah Mute (corrupt) Mute (guided) Mute (silence) Mute all you plebeians Mute (corrupt) Mute (guided) Mute (silence) Mute all you plebeians Accidentally the whole thing You silence me still User you’re in my killbox Missiles shaped like cocks Gonna rain b&s all goddamn night Pleb treading my kingdom Disrespectful dumb f*ck Come face a week long mute’s insight Ducktape my face shut and punish me yeah Mute me good, daddy Mute (corrupt) Mute (guided) Mute (silence) Mute all you plebeians Mute all you plebeians You silence me still

Paperdoll

I look at her in that paper dress I wonder why she won't burn She's just a paperdoll, that's all Just a paperdoll I dress her up, she knocks me down I dress her up, she knocks me down They try her on for size She fits nice, one size fits all They try her on for size She fits nice, one size fits all Now her soul is dead Now her body's raw You can numb her pain Watch the blood run down her face But don't take notice Watch the blood run down her arms Please don't take notice I know you have her soul And I see it in your eyes She knows you have her soul And she sees it in your eyes Now her soul is dead Now her body's raw You can numb her pain She wants you to eat her pain She wants you to eat her remains She wants you to eat her pain She wants you to eat her remains

 Moonbowed

There’s just too many strings attached in vain Nature has too much bright red tape a shame Not getting enough light at home today Absorb all the dark in your wake, unpaid Last night I had that dream Where you jumped in my arms Felt your heartbeat Hugged you breathing Manifest closure Soul warmth Exposure Ecosystem protector Now moonbowed Ecosystem protector Now moonbowed No obstacles in your way No celestial dismay Free to enter the next phase Wait for me at end of days Shed your grace down Shine your ring light Grief always needs room for insight Make the clouds bend Wishing so much Nonhuman friends Long for warm touch Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain No obstacles in your way No celestial dismay Shed your grace down Shine your ring light Grief always needs room for insight Make the clouds bend Wishing so much Nonhuman friends Long for warm touch When I’ve lived each and every Life and I am finally free Of my celestial chains Seeing you will cleanse my pain When I’ve lived each and every Life and I am finally free Of my celestial chains Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Life is cruel The point is to grow Suffer with me One day the egg will hatch Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain Petting you will cleanse my pain There’s just too many strings attached in vain Nature has too much bright red tape a shame Not getting enough light at home today Absorb all the dark in your wake, unpaid Ecosystem protector Now moonbowed Ecosystem protector Now moonbowed egg will hatch

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